DON'T JUST MAKE THEM MAD. MAKE THEM SUPER MAD.
Don't just be mad. Be Super Mad. Give them the cape. Give them the power. Give them the problem.
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THE MOST IMPORTANT
PRODUCT EVER MADE
We didn't set out to change the world. We set out to make one very specific person very, very mad. Mission accomplished.
100% Cape
0% chill. Scientifically formulated to maximize madness.
43.3" of Fury
Full-length rage. No half measures. No apologies.
The M Emblem
M stands for Mad. Obviously. What did you think it stood for?
One Size Fits All
Because anger doesn't discriminate. Neither does this cape.
100% CAPE.
0% CHILL.
- ▶Red satin finish — because fury deserves to look good
- ▶Bold black M emblem — M is for Mad, obviously
- ▶43.3" long × 27.5" wide — full villain coverage
- ▶One size fits all levels of mad
- ▶Drawstring neck — stays on even during meltdowns
- ▶Machine washable — for when they inevitably spill something
Price
$19.99
REAL REVIEWS FROM
REAL MAD PEOPLE
"I gave this to my brother. He has not calmed down. 5 stars."
Karen M.
Concerned Sister
"I thought it was a joke. It is not a joke. He wears it to work now."
Dave R.
Regretful Gift-Giver
"My coworker was already mad. This made him Super Mad. Exactly as advertised."
Priya S.
Office Chaos Agent
STOP BEING
REGULAR MAD.
You've come this far. You've read the testimonials. You know what must be done. Give them the cape. Make them Super Mad.