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THE CLASSIC — Original Super Mad CapeBEST SELLER

Original Super Mad Cape

THE CLASSIC

The one that started it all. Red satin, bold M emblem, 43.3" of pure fury. No notes.

  • 43.3" long × 27.5" wide
  • Red satin finish
  • Bold M emblem
  • Drawstring neck
(847 reviews)
$19.99
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THE ESCALATION — 2-Cape BundleSAVE $4

2-Cape Bundle

THE ESCALATION

Because sometimes one person being mad isn't enough. Get two. Start a movement.

  • 2× Classic Super Mad Cape
  • Same great fury
  • Double the chaos
  • Bulk rage discount
(312 reviews)
$34.99
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THE FULL MELTDOWN — 5-Cape BundleMOST MAD

5-Cape Bundle

THE FULL MELTDOWN

For the office, the family reunion, or that one group chat. You know the one.

  • 5× Classic Super Mad Cape
  • Free gift wrapping
  • Bulk fury pricing
  • Enough for the whole team
(128 reviews)
$74.99
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